This kid is a genius…

Feel free to flame me…

Feel free to flame me…
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My feelings exactly.
Regarding Apple’s alleged patent infringements….
HiChris! said:
You can not enforce a patent until it is actually approved. So other people can go ahead and develop similar things, sell, and market them – and there is nothing you can do besides issuing them a stern letter from a lawyer. Now, once you get the patent it is a different story. You can sue and either get money (“forced” licensing) or get the other guys to stop. Of course the defendants will claim that the patent covers something obvious and try to get the patent overturned. Of course what is obvious now, may not have been so in 1999 or whenever Apple started selling iPods/using iTunes – so it will be fun to see what happens.
alta replied :
That’s exactly why I just filed for a patent for having sex with an android or similarly computer controled non-sentient beings. You may think this is stupid now, but in 10 years when I get my patent I’m going after whoever makes the iHooker!
How old is this Universe we live in ? How long have the particles and atoms collided, exchanged energies, and gone about their quantum business? The guesses have ranged from the few hundred billion years that redefine antiquity, to the ridiculous and laughable 6000 years.
And what does the scientific community do when that happens ? We build, specifically, the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP). And we measure, specifically, the patterns of background cosmic radiation. I am tempted to say that this is like counting rings in a piece of wood – but I wouldn’t be doing justice to the feat.
This is the background energy distribution of the Universe – the very essence of reality that we live in. Mark Dragovan and Jeffrey Peterson observed it first using a small radio telescope. In a moment of enlightened humility, they called it “The Face of God”.

The 5–year wait is over. The data and findings from the WMAP, have been released. We now know for a fact the following :
1. The Universe is flat to an accuracy of 2 degrees in curvature.
2. The Universe is 13.73 billion years old, give or take 120 million.
3. The Universe is cold , with an average temperature of 2.725K, or roughly -271 deg Celsius
4. With our telescopes, we can see less than 5% of the Universe, we are missing the rest : 72.1 % of which is dark energy, 23.3% of which is dark matter.
5. Space expands, objects in it do not.
For a bunch of other cool things that we now do know, you can visit the technical resource.
I beleive the matter is laid to rest, the creationists have to invent another theory now, or it least pre-pone the alleged date of creation.
One of the reasons I read Slashdot is because the commments on postsare one of the best sources of geek humour around. Today I read a comment on a story about PayPal recommending that people stop using Safari, that had all the flair and passion of a classic post-apocalyptic era novel. I quote :
Well, if there’s group of users that has been told repeatedly that their computer is safe from viruses, that it “just works,” and that they don’t need to be concerned with computer threats of any kind…it’s Apple users. Sitting in their offices, wearing their turtlenecks and sipping their lattes, the only thing about phishing they’ve heard about is that it happens to other people. Uglier people. They’re not used to having to defend themselves, not like Windows users. Windows users have a battle-scarred paranoia…they’ve seen worms that can rewrite their BIOS, steal their credit cards, and kidnap their firstborn. Their 50 yard stares have been earned by fixing their mom’s computer for the eighth time this month, and damnit if they’re going to lose another computer to some Ethiopian scammer…not after the last time. Their nightmares are the stuff of Steven King novels, the earlier stuff with lovecraftian clowns and superplagues that are the start of apocalyptic battles between good and evil. Their best days on the internet involve life and death struggles against the next pop-up, because it might be their last. Ironically, Mac users have never had to live with the terror that clicking on that “win a free iPod” might just cause their computer to explode, spamming their grandmother with anal tranny porn on its way out. Maybe it’s time they should… …wait, what the hell was I talking about?
– SterlingSylver on Slashdot
Who won’t be moved by that piece, now ?

Another gem from xkcd
I think I have gotten over it. I mean, I can now finally read books on a computer as comfortably as I can read them in their classical bound formats. A lot of people complain that its not the same thing….and I agreed. But having a portable computer like a laptop or a tablet PC lets you “lie on the bed and cozy up with a cup of tea”. Not to mention there are already those pretty e-book readers available , but at 400 Euro a piece, they are a bit out of my price range at the moment.
Why am I writing about this ? Well, because Tor, came up with the idea of sending a copyright-free e-book of various science-fiction/fantasy titles to subscribers on their mailing list. And the first one I’ve recieved is “Mistborn” by Brandon Sanderson.

I am only upto Chapter 5, and so I don’t really know what happens. But I am curious. Mr.Sanderson has managed to spin a world that with fantastic novelty, as well as subtly undertones that let us identify with the characters. This , in my opinion, is the hallmark of a good fantasy writer.
I shall say more about the book once I finish it…but its definitely one to go through if you’re a fan of the genre.