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To everyone who is expecting a Google Wave Invite, this is a copy of the Invitiation Wave from my account.

As it clearly states, invites WILL NOT be sent immediately.

Sorry , folks who are waiting!

 

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Google Wave is more fun when you have others to wave with, so please nominate people you would like to add. Keep in mind that this is a preview so it could be a bit rocky at times.

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Wave Mania

I woke up today to Wavemania hitting the tubes. Google apparently decided to send out 100,000 invites to their chosen lot. Obviously , I am not one of their chosen lot – since a quick check of my inbox revealed no invitation.

Twitter however was buzzing, and Google was bombarded with searches for “Google Wave invites”, as evidenced by the spike in the graph below.

Search for “google wave invites

I tried foraging for some invites, but I quickly gave up. Mainly because, with only a hundred thousand invites, some chaps even thought of selling them on eBay, fetching as much as $70.  Obviously, anyone who now had an invite was not going to let it go to the masses just like that.

So, much as I would like to try Wave to explore its uses in scientific communication, I think I will sit this one out – when Google decides to make it public.

A New Perceptive Model for Science

I write this as a addendum to a series of questions on the power of science and an explanation posted by  Sean Caroll at the Cosmic Variance blog. The detailed post on the misunderstandings , elaborates on why scientists can be so sure of their conclusions (when they can form them) and why society in general is so skeptical. The fact that society is skeptical of scientific conclusions , while empirically and intuitively obvious to most, was recently verified in a survey – and is in my opinion the single most important factor in deciding the volume and nature of science done in , at least, prosperous economies.

Sean Caroll proposes that science itself is an ‘empirical behavior practiced by humans’ . Of course, this means that science is plagued by at best disagreements within the community , and at worst , agitated controversies like the ‘religion’ issue.

In my personal opinion, the problem lies in the way science is projected to the public – it is projected like it is mathematics, like a conjoint twin of the blue-blooded mathematics, but destined to ‘get its hands dirty’. But then , consider this quip from (the) Einstein :

 

“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

                                                                                                      Albert Einstein, "Geometry and Experience", January 27, 1921

 

You can imagine that this becomes a major peeve for science, which claims to be in the business of studying and revealing the workings of reality. I do understand that very important role that mathematics plays in making science tangible – but mathematics is a player of the abstract – numbers are ideas that are arranged in equations to reflect reality. In effect , calculus and arithmetic based mathematics is the mathcartultimate simulation of reality.

 

Science , therefore, uses mathematics only as a tool. Yet, all too often it is dismissed by the populace as a dry, dispassionate subject- exacting, never completely applicable to reality, and working as it should only on a Professor’s blackboard. This view, whether valid or not, is more applicable to mathematics, and science suffers under the transferred epithet.

Science, I conclude then,  needs a new metaphor, and the only part of mathematics that lends an appropriate one is Probability theory.

Bear with me for a moment, and assume that reality (or more appropriately , reality as we understand it) is a collection of probability distributions on increasing orders of complexity and scale. Quite obviously, the most basic of these distributions are those of quantum mechanics – the Schroedinger equation and so on. At the other end of the scale , are the observed cosmic probability distributions – such as the chance of star formation, supernovae, spatial inflation (given the WMAP data) etc. Everything else, from ecology, sociology to music lies in between.

The job of science is to fill up the actual values that determine these distributions. It is apparent in this picture that nothing is impossible or possible – just very likely or unlikely. It is now left to the informed public to decide whether they are going to place their bets on what is a likely or something that has almost no chance of occurring.

 

This mental model of science provides two major advantages :

Firstly, it makes science overtly non-judgmental – as it should be. It doesn’t say walking on water , virgin births and resurrection from the dead is impossible – just something that isn’t very likely. In fact, it makes it just about as unlikely as thin air transforming into gold bullion. I said overtly earlier because in fact, it lumps together all the ‘unlikeliest , thereby accentuating the ridiculousness of belief in them. If you think walking on water is possible, then you must also believe that fish have developed civilization and are now (put your favorite mockery here) simply taking a break this millennium. Science as a probability function-finder is a way of enabling Stephen Jay Gould’s Magisteria, without causing science to lose it ‘power’ to say something about the world.

Secondly, it makes science more versatile and in many ways, a better representation of reality. Most theories in science, especially in biology, geology and cosmology provide ball-park figures, and rarely the precision of numbers available in physics. Considering a probabilistic spread of values provides a much better assessment of the theory’s power for explaining reality. Of course, even today science does use this premise, especially when applying statistical analysis. Statistics is a useful discipline and yet scientists sometimes think as of statistics is some sort of compromise.

 

“If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.”

                                                                                            Ernest Rutherford

 

The reason, I think, is that scientists have let the mathematicians mislead them with the false glorification of a single , elegant equation that explains everything. Murray Gell-Mann even proposes that the elegant beauty of an equation is in some ways an indication of its correctness. That may be so, but from what we have learnt from every other field of science, is that at least such elegance is NOT scalable. Any set of rules that describes a living cell with its ~100,000 thousand or so different types of molecules does not exhibit the elegance of Maxwell’s equations , or general relativity. It possesses a different kind of beauty – the chaotic charm of a pulsating ménage, a Rube Goldberg machine that has found a purpose – to ensure its existence using the the very thermodynamic laws that is fighting to stay one step ahead of.

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Beauty at varied scales

Left : Maxwell’s equations – a complete description of all electromagnetic phenomenon

Right : a genomic map of the simplest known organism Mycobacterium genitalium, indicating its various functional genetic elements.

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With that in mind, in an era when science branches out into unknown territory as a matter of routine, there is a chance to alter its image in the public eye.  It begins with scientists giving up the glorification of elegance, and acceptance of the messy uncertainties whose existence is the only certainty in the complex, dynamic world we find ourselves in.

Perhaps then, and ironically so, by relaxing its own expectations of the precision of reality, and by distancing itself in ideology from its quantitative associate, science will befriend the masses and find the credibility it has lacked throughout history.

The Better Man

I watched a recent TED talk and loved this poem by Felix Dennis – poet, resurrected from drug addiction, and a titan in the publishing industry , who in his own words ‘has too much money to care about it now’.

He has a unique style of reciting his poetry, and as for this particular one , you can hear him recite it, or watch him recite in video here .

I was the better at getting and keeping,
You were the better at spend and spend;
I was the better at grubbing and heaping,

But who was the better man in the end?
Yes, who was the better man, my friend?
Who was the better man?

You were the better with lords and ladies,
I was the better at pillaging Troy;
You were the better at kissing the babies,
I was the better at search and destroy.

But who was the better man, old boy?
Who was the better man?

I was the better at improvisation,
You were the better at spinning the plate;
I was the better at procrastination,
You were the better at quiet debate.

But who was the better man, old mate?
Who was the better man?

You were the better at rolling a reefer,
I was the better with coke and rum;
Remember that night on the beach at Ibiza?
The Maori twins with the tattooed bum?

So who was the better man, old chum?
Who was the better man?

Now we come down to it, relatives grieving
Out in the hall with their crocodile tears;
Now that you’re out of it, now that you’re leaving,
Now that they’ve sealed your arse and your ears,
What I’ve been meaning to tell you for years,
And years, and years, and years, old friend…
Is that you were the better man, in the end;

You were the better man,
My friend.

- Felix Dennis

Singing in the Rain

The original.

And VW’s ad.

History tells us…

One of the goals of any scientific analysis is extracting general themes. Here’s my take on the application of the same to history.

 

1. Two things that should never be underestimated : serendipity and stupidity.

2. Napolean : “Only two things unite men – fear, and interest.”

3. There is always , yes , ALWAYS, a silver lining.

4. Leslie Orgel’s Second Rule : “Evolution is cleverer than you are.”

5. To win a war, you need : Israeli generals, British officers, Russian soldiers, Indian accountants, US money, German equipment, Japanese ideals and Italian enemies.

6. Most things are not defined by themselves – they are defined by their context.

7. Victory is not synonymous with success – Chanakya, in Arthaśāstra , ~300 B.C

8. “None are enslaved so hopelessly as those who believe themselves to be free.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

9. The fallacy of democracy is the assumption that all individuals who have rights are capable of taking the optimal decision for their group.

10. You have to right to perform your actions. You are not entitled to the fruits of your actions. – Bhagavada Geeta, Ch.2, Pg. 47

 

I’ll be willing to modify this list with any suggestions you send forth in the comments.

Open Letter from Col. Harish Puri to Gen. Kayani

Col (r) Harish Puri Published in The News: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 *

Dear Gen Kayani,

Sir, let me begin by recounting that old army quip that did the rounds in the immediate aftermath of World war II: To guarantee victory, an army should ideally have German generals, British officers, Indian soldiers, American equipment and Italian enemies.

A Pakistani soldier that I met in Iraq in 2004 lamented the fact that the Pakistani soldier in Kargil had been badly let down firstly by Nawaz Sharif and then by the Pakistani officers’ cadre. Pakistani soldiers led by Indian officers, , he believed, would be the most fearsome combination possible. Pakistani officers, he went on to say, were more into real estate, defence housing colonies and the like.

As I look at two photographs of surrender that lie before me, I can’t help recalling his words. The first is the celebrated event at Dhaka on Dec 16, 1971, which now adorns most Army messes in Delhi and Calcutta. The second, sir, is the video of a teenage girl being flogged by the Taliban in Swat — not far, I am sure, from one of your Army check posts.

The surrender by any Army is always a sad and humiliating event. Gen Niazi surrendered in Dhaka to a professional army that had outnumbered and outfought him. No Pakistani has been able to get over that humiliation, and 16th December is remembered as a black day by the Pakistani Army and the Pakistani state. But battles are won and lost – armies know this, and having learnt their lessons, they move on. But much more sadly, the video of the teenager being flogged represents an even more abject surrender by the Pakistani Army. The surrender in 1971, though humiliating, was not disgraceful.

This time around, sir, what happened on your watch was something no Army commander should have to live through. The girl could have been your own daughter, or mine. I have always maintained that the Pakistani Army, like its Indian counterpart, is a thoroughly professional outfit. It has fought valiantly in the three wars against India, and also accredited itself well in its UN missions abroad. It is, therefore, by no means a pushover. The instance of an Infantry unit, led by a lieutenant colonel, meekly laying down arms before 20-odd militants should have been an aberration. But this capitulation in Swat, that too so soon after your own visit to the area, is an assault on the sensibilities of any soldier.

What did you tell your soldiers? What great inspirational speech did you make that made your troops back off without a murmur? Sir, I have fought insurgency in Kashmir as well as the North-East, but despite the occasional losses suffered (as is bound to be the case in counter-insurgency operations), such total surrender is unthinkable.

I have been a signaller, and it beats me how my counterparts in your Signal Corps could not locate or even jam a normal FM radio station broadcasting on a fixed frequency at fixed timings. Is there more than meets the eye? I am told that it is difficult for your troops to “fight their own people.” But you never had that problem in East Pakistan in 1971, where the atrocities committed by your own troops are well documented in the Hamoodur Rahman Commission Report. Or is it that the Bengalis were never considered “your own” people, influenced as they were by the Hindus across the border? Or is that your troops are terrified by the ruthless barbarians of the Taliban?

Sir, it is imperative that we recognise our enemy without any delay. I use the word “our” advisedly – for the Taliban threat is not far from India’s borders. And the only force that can stop them from dragging Pakistan back into the Stone Age is the force that you command. In this historic moment, providence has placed a tremendous responsibility in your hands. Indeed, the fate of your nation, the future of humankind in the subcontinent rests with you. It doesn’t matter if it is “my war” or “your war” – it is a war that has to be won. A desperate Swati citizen’s desperate lament says it all – “Please drop an atom bomb on us and put us out of our misery!” Do not fail him, sir.

But in the gloom and the ignominy, the average Pakistani citizen has shown us that there is hope yet. The lawyers, the media, have all refused to buckle even under direct threats. It took the Taliban no less than 32 bullets to still the voice of a brave journalist. Yes, there is hope – but why don’t we hear the same language from you? Look to these brave hearts, sir – and maybe we shall see the tide turn. Our prayers are with you, and the hapless people of Swat.

The New York Times predicts that Pakistan will collapse in six months. Do you want to go down in history as the man who allowed that to happen?

 

 

* My reason for posting this is to let the fanatical Pakistan-haters all over India know how  seasoned Defense personnel communicate. Perhaps the example will bring some maturity to this crowd. Respect, even for the enemy , is paramount.

Using Ubiquity+Readability Project

The Readability Experiment lets you restyle web pages for better reading. They offer “Bookmarklets” that one can click to re-style a given webpage so that it is easier to read.

Ubiquity is an “intelligent” command-line and natural language parser for Firefox. Its hard to explain because of its ubiquitous features( everything from Twitter posts to Maps and email), so I’ll leave that to the excellent screencast on their site.

I thought it would be cool to have a Ubiquity command that uses the Readability project and fixes your web-based reading material. Turns out, its easy to have it, and the results are very satisfactory to me.

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The screenshot shows how a cumbersome page can be viewed cleanly using Ubiquity.

Ubiquity can be downloaded from Mozilla Labs . Once Ubiquity is installed , Ctrl+Space (be default) opens the Ubiquity panel.

For an easier method to start using the Readability command , just visit this page , and in the bar where Firefox tells you it has found Ubiquity commands, click “Subscribe”.

You can manually add the command to Ubiquity as well. To install custom commands such as this one : type command-editor in Ubiquity, which will take you to your custom command editor page.

Net-Hate

I’ve been around the forums a bit, and have gotten used to the fact that you have to have pretty thick skin if you are going to state your opinion on the internet. As any veteran on internet discussion forums will tell you, “Argumentum Ad Hominem” is a common method that people fall back on.

Wikipedia defines it as : An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem (Latin: “argument to the man”, “argument against the man”) consists of replying to an argument or factual claim by attacking or appealing to a characteristic or belief of the source making the argument or claim, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence against the claim. The process of proving or disproving the claim is thereby subverted, and the argumentum ad hominem works to change the subject.

But in this particular case, that terse and proper definition doesn’t do justice to the hilarity of some of the hate I’ve received :

The Euphemist

Speaking as a woman who is currently 9 months pregnant and enduring physical challenges you cannot even imagine, I have many possible responses to what you’ve said about pregnancy and estrogen. However, since nearly all of them use obscenities or blasphemies, I shall refrain.

At : Isis the Scientist blog

The I-don’t-agree-with-you-on-purely-subjective-issues-and-therefore-must-insult-you form :

I wrote : “that is her biological function”

They wrote : What the fuck are you smoking, asshole?

I wrote : “ I think it would be much more constructive for women to acknowledge the special treatment, accept and utilize the privilege rather than demand it as a right.”

They wrote :

Nash, please give me some of that cheap weed that you are smoking. You have no motherfucking clue what you are talking about. 6-8 weeks of maternity leave is a privilege?!? Hahahahahaahaaaa! Let me tell you how I’d love to pass this “privilege” on to my husband any day of the week. I am astounded by the sheer motherfucking ignorance of what you say.

At : Isis the Scientist blog

The Confessor-in-Denial

Strangely, you seem to be attempting to convince me of something by rational argument against my throw-away reaction. What?

At : Twitter

The I-am-asking-to-be-pwned category

Where the hell did you get the news that Hindi is not official National Language? Its seems that you did not get your primary studies in India or may not very well aware of Indian constitution.
Please DON’T SPREAD MISCONCEPTION AMONG INDIANS.

At : Jai Hind Blog

And I am quite sure there will be more to come. Don’t hesitate to post your own experiences in the comments.